U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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