did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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