these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize