DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.