I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
