I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He has the fingertips of a God
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