Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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