Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.