Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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