im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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