good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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