Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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