Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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