new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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