we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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