A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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