do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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