its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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