I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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