I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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