Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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