is your mom at the bar?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
How naked do you want me to be?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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