my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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