This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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