So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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