he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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