whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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