Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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