Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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