Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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