I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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