i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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