Welp...herpes.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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