they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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