Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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