We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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