it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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