You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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