Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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