What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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