Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think I am morally bankrupt
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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