Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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