He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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