I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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