I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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