The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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