Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
