There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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