we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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