Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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