you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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