Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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