i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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