I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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