She announced her abortion via fbk
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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