Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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