Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm just crazy horny about you
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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